I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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