My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
MIDGETS
????
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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