marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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