i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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