He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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