I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
