Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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