he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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