i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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