People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he fucked my hip out of place.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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