saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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