Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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