If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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