do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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