you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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