i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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