I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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