Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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