This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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