we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
