Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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