Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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