no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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