sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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