just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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