He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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