I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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