I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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