Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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