sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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