So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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