you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
This toilet bowl is my home.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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