What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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