Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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