your room smells of hookers.
And success
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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