I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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