i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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