I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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