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(248): View more from Michigan

Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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(630): View more from Illinois

just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea

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(315): View more from New York

It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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(818): View more from California

remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,

(702): View more from Nevada

Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.

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(903): View more from Texas

EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT

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(303): View more from Colorado

Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."

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