dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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