glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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