I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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