But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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