I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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