its not stalking. its research.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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