I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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