I don't think brook has ever known best
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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