Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You pole danced in your parka.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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