That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
