I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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