Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You were trust falling into bushes
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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