Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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