oh god the rape fog is back!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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